i still know the k9 advantix commercial that aired in like 2005
fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)
"ya but how many chainz" i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay
I need to lose 30 pounds in today
fic about how louis is the nanny of his kids
LARRY AU NANNY FIC WRITTEN FROM LOUIS’ POV
It was only a few weeks ago I had seen the ad in the paper “MALE NANNY WANTED: Busy socialite parents need nanny for children”. I never thought I would get the job, because I had just gotten my credentials in child care, but it turns out I was exactly what the mysterious socialite couple needed, because they hired me after only a telephone interview. Now today I started my first day of the job. I knocked on the door of the house and a few moments later it opened to reveal one of my employers, Kendall Styles.
”You must be the nanny! What is your name again?”, she asked me, flipping back her hair with her hand adorned with her enormous wedding ring. She gestured for me to enter the home.
”My name is Louis Tomlinson” I told her while stepping into one of the biggest entry rooms I had ever seen. “Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii” I heard a voice echo through the halls. The sound of footsteps come closer to me as I looked for the source of the voice”
Turns out the voice belonged to a man. One of the most beautiful men I have ever seen. He stepped into the entry room and I made eye contact with his incredible smiling green orbs for the first time. Smiling he said, “Hi darling” in his deep beautiful accent. I felt my heart flutter thinking he was addressing me, but in turn he was saying this to his wife Kendall, who reached for his strong looking hand. My heart dropped.
"I’m Harry." The man said to me as he gestured his hand toward me so he could shake it. I trembled a bit inside as I grabbed his strong hand I felt the chemistry between us.
As the couple led me to the living room to begin the interview, I noticed Harry’s curls bouncing up and down and I resisted the urge to put my hands through his hair.
"I forgot the teeny tiny sandwiches and tea!" Kendall exclaimed as she jumped up from the couch. "I will be right back." she said as she drifted away from us and towards the kitchen.
Just then, I noticed we were alone. It was a sort of silence that wasn’t awkward as if we were two star-crossed lovers that knew this silence was not any ordinary silence. His green orbs were dazed and before I could do anything else he moved from his gorgeous leather chair to a spot next to me on the couch.
"You have an eyelash. I have to now blow it away and make a wish" he said as he blew it away. "Want to know what my wish was?" he asked as he examined my face.
"Ok." I answered as Harry whispered in my ear.
"cow cow cow cow cow cow cow…."
“Cow? Cow? Cow? Cow?” I responded.
“COW COW COW COW COW COW!!!!!!!!! COW!!!!!!! COW!!!!!!!!"Harry screamed into my ear.
"moo…" Kendall said as she walked in with tears streaming down her face.